I am late posting today because I hit the dentist for my 6-month-checkup. My dignity was wildly insulted when the hygienist made me watch a video about the best way to brush with an electric toothbrush.
On the plus side, I got my standard dose of nitrous oxide, which I dig because then I can fantasize about getting laid while my teeth are being scraped. And, oddly, this doesn't turn me off of sex at all...
So I have no cavities and am a little hornier now than when I started out the day. I figure the universe is balanced.
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