I have a strange problem. I am in between pants sizes. I blame roller derby and an increase in buttage, which has meant that my formerly slightly loose pants now are...snug. Really, my pants are way too intimate with my ass - instead of a friendly hug between friends, my pants-ass relationship is more of a outright nasty, dirty fucking of a lifetime.
All this is to say that maybe I should invest in new pants.
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Why bother? Let them continue fucking!
never wanted to be a pair of pants so badly. hehe
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